Ahh, November. That one month of the year where men dont shave, in order to call attention to all the health problems, mental problems, social problems, sexual problems, and every other kind of problem that only men suffer from.
From getting your balls checked for cancer, to yet another sensitivity class because you prefer to call women you dont know "hun" or "darlin" instead of "ho", "bitch", or any of the other "quaint" ebonics terms the ghetto slime have infected our language with, these are problems women just plain dont have. The same way they claim we cant understand the burden of breast cancer because we dont have boobies, they cant understand burden of testicular cancer, no matter how much they claim to the otherwise. (and arguing will just get you yet another trip to HR's sensitivity training)
So its entertaining to see these dumb bitches whining that Ni-Shave November isnt inclusive enough of women, and so must go. Ummm, the only month of the year we arent eyebrow deep in your sniveling, bitching, whining, and crying about every little boo-boo, every almost-sad feeling; the one month of the year we arent required by the politically correct police to be head-up your cooch to our shoulders, your now pissing and moaning "doesnt include you enough"? Are you naturally this retarded, or are you going out of your way to act like a lobotomized brain-dead dumb bitch? No, seriously; I didnt think anyone could miss such a simple point with such an epic fail unless it was intentional.
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